The following was written because the very premise of the snake trying to write is just too damn funny to ignore. The events depicted herein are completely accurate; the thoughts, perhaps less so. From the invaded privacy of the lamia sorceress to the eyes of the curious, here you are! Enjoy! -The Secret Seeker
The lamia sitting behind the computer was completely pleased with herself, fingers randomly mashing the keys upon the keyboard. She was humming a rather pleasant tune as she sat behind the computer, eyes upon the screen.
"Writing's gonna be easy!" she exclaimed. She finally stopped mashing the keyboard and brought her hands up to rub her palms together in a gleeful manner. "I'll show everyone that anyone can write if they put their minds to it!" She looked at the screen for several long moments. The longer she looked at it, though, her gleeful demeanor began to fall.
"Though this is my first time ev